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Hey, baby.

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Hey, Stevie.

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Hey, Stevie.

4
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So you got a date for the concert
Sunday?

5
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No, you?

6
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I'm still sorting through some offers.

7
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Kim, the last offer you got came with a
free cell phone.

8
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What about you, Nikki?

9
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No, I've got plans this weekend.

10
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Mama's going away this weekend to slap
skins with Kimmy.

11
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Well, why don't you just announce it to
the world? Okay.

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None of us have dates. Let's just go
together. I mean, why should we have to

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depend on men?

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Because they buy us chicken.

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And dinner.

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Hey!

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Well, I got to run to class. I'll see y
'all later. All right, bye. Bye -bye.

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Well, Mama.

19
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Yes, ma 'am.

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Man, how will Mama get my cell number?

21
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Doesn't your Mama pay your phone bill?

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So? She pays my car note, too, but I
don't give her the keys.

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My boy Pookie got me on a VIP list for
this hot new club tonight, but I gotta

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babysit my cousin so my aunt and my mom
can go to Vegas.

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So get someone else to do it.

26
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Yeah.

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Stevie? Okay, someone else.

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You and kids?

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That would be abuse.

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What about Nikki?

31
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Uh -uh, she's going away with Kenny to
get busy.

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What about you?

33
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They didn't invite me.

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I meant, can you babysit?

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Good looking. Ow.

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Bill, my mama.

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All over for her.

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She should be here any minute.

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Good.

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Well, that's a first. He actually wants
to see Nikki.

41
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Yeah, Kim.

42
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If I was you, I'd check to see if he was
packing.

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Uh, Miss Parker, um, I was, uh,
wondering if I could have a moment of

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I'm sort of busy with my boyfriend.

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Maybe later.

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Much later.

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I don't think I'm backing down. I'm
just, you know, moving away.

48
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He just doesn't know when to stop.

49
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Well, who can blame him? He shouldn't be
so beautiful.

50
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Thank him for giving us a preview to his
concert.

51
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Just a little preview to the concert.

52
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Miss Parker, look, look.

53
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I know it was a little deceptive, but my
heart was in the right place.

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I just wanted you to know how I felt.

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Sorry, Professor, but I got to leave.

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did i come here for you're cold yeah you
got to be nervous yeah

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besides the booty call that you got from
daddy when is the last time you got

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your groove on and flying solo don't
count it

59
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hasn't been that long let's see this is
two thousand

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weekend you can get.

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Hello? Nikki, please.

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My Mr. Professor again.

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Tell him I'm not home again.

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Tell her I heard that.

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He said he heard you.

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I said that because he can't have you.

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And Ella's right. You need to move on.

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Yeah. The professor had his chance.

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And Kenny is great.

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Thanks, Puddin'. Now let me get
downstairs before Kenny decides to drive

71
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And if you need anything, just call me,
okay? All right, bye, baby.

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Hello?

73
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Hey, Stevie.

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Cute Reggie and fine Omar?

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Tonight?

76
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No, we're desperate, but I got a baby
sick.

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Yes, I do want to date for Sunday.

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Okay, bring them by around 9 o 'clock.
By that time, I'll have the baby asleep.

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Okay, girl.

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See ya.

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Hey, Kim.

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This is my little cousin, Kevin.

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This is Kevin.

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A pleasure to meet you.

85
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your cousin was a baby. Oh, he was.

86
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Once.

87
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Come on, girl. Help a brother out. It
means really no problem.

88
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And neither are his cousins.

89
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Cousins? Come on, y 'all.

90
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Me and the priestess and little Johnny
Kool -Aid.

91
00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:09,370
T, you didn't say nothing. Girl, I gotta
bounce. I'll holler.

92
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Sup, baby?

93
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Your crib is banging.

94
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but that was me out there.

95
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I know what you want.

96
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You got any 40s?

97
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I'm not getting you any malt liquor.

98
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Cheapskate.

99
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I want another

100
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Pop -Tart.

101
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You've already had four.

102
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But I'm eating for two. What?

103
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Me and my imaginary f...

104
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,160
Is your mother here? I have something
important I want to ask her.

105
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,840
She and Kitty left for the weekend to
get their freak on.

106
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But she can't. Oh, sure she can. It's
just like riding a bike.

107
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,500
What about this, then?

108
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,500
Oh, Professor, it's so saddening. No,
not for you.

109
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,160
It's for your mother.

110
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I was going to ask her to marry me.

111
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Really? Yes.

112
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Now, where are they so I can stop them?

113
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They went to the Beverly Hills Hotel.

114
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Nothing. I know something's wrong.

115
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You skipped dessert.

116
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I guess I'm just feeling a little
nervous.

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If you think it's too soon for this,
baby, I can wait.

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It's not that.

119
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Not really. I mean, you've been great.

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Really great.

121
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And my head is saying Kenny, but my
heart is

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saying Stanley.

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I'm sorry, Kenny.

124
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I didn't mean to hurt you.

125
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You know, I wouldn't trade these past
few weeks for anything.

126
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I just hope Stanley knows how lucky he
is.

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You know I don't have a problem
reminding him.

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Kenny.

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Hello?

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Okay. All right, all right, all right.

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All right.

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What would make the most impact?

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Okay, I got it.

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I'll jump out of the closet and I'll
just ask her to marry me. Yeah, that's

135
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That's something they would do on Ally
McBeal.

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be right back.

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I love you. I love you too.

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Parking the car. They'll be up in a
second.

139
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It's a little rug rat asleep.

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00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,179
Rug rats.

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Evan Ford.

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He played me. What?

143
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,580
Don't worry. I got everything under
control.

144
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,540
Good, because this is our last chance to
get a date for Sunday. And we're going

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to get that.

146
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Oh, hey.

147
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,459
How you doing?

148
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,900
Why don't you guys have a seat?

149
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,419
What's this?

150
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,520
Oh, Squish Gummy Bear.

151
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,740
How about a drink?

152
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,900
Sure, sure.

153
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,880
Hey, Kim, this is a nice place you have
here.

154
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:20,660
Oh, I like it, but I like to go out,
especially on Sunday nights.

155
00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:23,840
Oh, yes, Sunday is a great night to go
out.

156
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,700
Kim, why don't you put on some music?

157
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,640
Yeah, how about some Brian McKnight?

158
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:32,840
Oh, isn't that the same Brian McKnight
who's playing at SMC on Sunday?

159
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,040
Oh, yeah, that should be a tight
concert.

160
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,580
Do you ladies have dates?

161
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,540
Oh, we're still considering our options.

162
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,840
What options?

163
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,740
Okay, then, let's toast to a good
evening.

164
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,440
We had a deal. We don't think you good
for them.

165
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,320
I'm gonna take care of these monsters.

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00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,859
out with some psychological profiling,
and I saw them bring you in.

167
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:25,760
You know, the criminal mind is
fascinating.

168
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,040
I guess I don't need to tell you that.

169
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:33,220
Yeah, well, the only reason I'm here is
because I embrace your advice and try to

170
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,500
ask Miss Parker to marry me.

171
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:38,400
Well, Stanley, that's wonderful. That's
a major breakthrough. But I still don't

172
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,820
understand why you're here. Yeah, well,
I, uh, sort of jumped out of the closet

173
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and asked a half -naked newlywed to
marry me.

174
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,370
considered shock treatments?

175
00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:54,670
Look, it was just a big
misunderstanding, but you could tell

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me out of here. I don't think they're
going to want to do that. No, of course

177
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they will.

178
00:17:58,770 --> 00:17:59,770
Guard!

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00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:01,450
Guard!

180
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:10,430
Um, Dr. Berger here can vouch for me, so
if you don't mind, I'd like to leave

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00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:11,430
now.

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00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:12,910
Dr. Berger?

183
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:14,670
Yeah, he's my psychologist.

184
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,140
Oh, you're nuttier than he is.

185
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,200
What are you talking about?

186
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,300
He's a fraud.

187
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:25,720
The real Dr. Berger is in Europe. This
guy is a janitor.

188
00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:38,840
You... You made me believe I was in love
with Nicky Parker.

189
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,760
I'm good, aren't I?

190
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,980
Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll get you
out of here.

191
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,510
I'm also a very good lawyer.

192
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,030
My card.

193
00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:26,790
The kid's tied up in our closet.

194
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:28,170
I'm babysitting.

195
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:30,850
Oh, okay.

196
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,910
That's when I go on back to sleep, but
no.

197
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,050
Tony,

198
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:50,790
Tony, look.

199
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,510
I've been looking all over for you.

200
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:01,280
on my work anymore. All I do is have
these nasty, dirty, lewd thoughts of

201
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,840
Really?

202
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,200
Maybe you should just let them all pour
out.

203
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:10,280
Oh, I'm too ashamed to tell you, to tell
anybody.

204
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:15,140
My life is just in shambles, which is
why I need to take an extended leave of

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00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,640
absence. Just affect it immediately.

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00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,460
Goodbye, Stanley.

207
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,700
No, no, no, no.

208
00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:36,030
All the hoops. I must have been crazy to
think that I was in love with you.

209
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:38,190
Uh -uh. No backsies. Jump.

210
00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:40,430
Jump? I can't.

211
00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:42,810
Just like I'm going to take this ring
back.

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00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,360
I did put the pep plug in.